My answer: skillet-the-creeper
So I was kissing this girl I really like right? And she goes to touch me and starts at my pocket and seeks something. So she says is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I reached into my pocket and had forgotten I picked up a partial squirrel earlier in a bag. I had shoved it into my pocket. I pulled out the bag of said squirrel. Yeah it was really awkward and embarrassing
Oh my fucking goooood
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
This needs more notes.
not just girls, this covers men too…
Cat drinks warmed milk like a baby. [video]
no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
What do you mean “you have to study”